So I was trying to get some work done tonight, but OSCAR happened. Now I’m glued to Twitter. Who needs to watch the red carpet when you can read the commentary on Twitter? Here’s a sampling of my favorites so far.
What were some of your favorites?
Funniest Red Carpet Tweets
First her hair, now her nipples. What part of her body will Anne Hathaway demand we pay attention to next? #Oscars
— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) February 25, 2013
“Your hair looks amazing!” Settle down, Hathaway. You’re a good actress. But you’re not THAT good. #Oscars
— Ryan McGee (@TVMcGee) February 25, 2013
If there was an Academy Award for Biggest Badass, I would win so easily. #Oscars2013
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) February 25, 2013
Enjoy these #Oscars, because sequestration will cut the number of celebrities by 15%.
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) February 25, 2013
How sweet, Catherine Zeta-Jones brought her pepaw to the Oscars.
— Gabe Ortíz (@TUSK81) February 25, 2013
Catherine Zeta Jones – I want your hyperbolic sleeping chamber, a.k.a. time machine.
— Alan Bennett Ilagan (@alanilagan) February 25, 2013
#JenniferHudson will be the last #Smash” actress to show up at the #Oscars unless Debra Messing has surprises for ussalon.com/2013/02/24/liv…
— Salon.com (@Salon) February 25, 2013
That’s right… every girl on the #Oscars2013 red carpet watches #DragRace for tips, hunty!
— RuPaul’s Drag Race (@RuPaulsDragRace) February 25, 2013
E! can’t tell the difference between Viola Davis & Octavia Spencer. This is why we can’t have nice things. #Oscars2013
— Gabe Ortíz (@TUSK81) February 25, 2013
Melissa McCarthy’s hair was styled by a drunk lion.#Oscars
— Frank Lowe (@GayAtHomeDad) February 25, 2013
The manicam just missed recording the best moment of the manicam: J. Lawrence saying “Your ass is mine, Stone” into the manicam! #Efail
— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) February 24, 2013
Looks like Seacrest forgot his extra-tall apple box for when he speaks to Jennifer Lawrence. #OscarsWithJoel
— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) February 24, 2013
Once again, I am struck by how short Ryan Seacrest actually is #Oscars #E!
— Lance Ulanoff (@LanceUlanoff) February 24, 2013
Robby Byrd, Ph.D. 